20, English🇬🇧, A bit weird, but incredibly funny. Follow for impossible entertainment "The best way to predict the future is to invent it"
Oh noo! Well I know you’re smart enough to get through it and strong enough not to hit anyone over the head with a bible…AGAIN! Ahh that’s awesome! Should I get my bridesmaids dress ready?💃if she’s asleep wake her ass up! I’ve been okay, I’ve really missed you though! I got a teeny weeny bit emotional the other day when I wanted to talk to you haha (I’m a cry baby😛 I’m going out of town to a wedding on Friday and I’ll be staying there for 3 days aND IM GETTING AN IPHONE 6!!! I pre ordered that fucker last week and I should get it on the 29th! Now all I’m doing with my money is saving up for the 26thJan😜 Now tell me how’s your dad is he back from Gaza? And what about Schnoopy? AND WHAT ABOUT THOOSE TWO GIRLS! SNEAK INTO THERE ROOMS AND DO STUFF!😛 ITS BEEN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT TALKING TO YOU AGAIN! YOU BETTER SEND ME MORE MESSAGES AND NOT FORGET OTHERWISE IM TAKING SCHNOOPY! SEND LUCIFER MY LOVE AND YOU BETTER BE HAVING FUN AND ENJOYING LIFE! FUCK I HAVE TO GO TO WORK NOW BUT MESSAGE ME AGAIN SOON! BYE REAMYYYY😄✌️IM GOING TO MISS YOUR BUTT AGAIN!
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.